Thursday, November 04, 2004

Two things:

1. My theory is that the metro trains that crashed yesterday were driven by distraught Democrat conductors, and so it is an election-related incident.

2. A guy in my building is singing in the shower right now, and all I can think is "WHAT is there to sing about?! Why are you so happy? Are you....A REPUBLICAN?!"


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