Friday, February 18, 2005

My Family's Power Rankings, from McSweeney's:

My favorite excerpt:

#3, My youngest son, Helmet...Why we named him that beyond me. It sounded cool and hip at the time, but now I cringe every time I hear it. It doesn't help that he has a gigantic head. His head is enormous. It's like a giant helmet. He's forever teetering.


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