Dear Ms. Doss,
Have you done your part to support [Shrubya] and the Republican Party? Our records indicate you have yet to renew your membership in the RNC for 2004. [RENEW? Um, no membership. Of any kind. From any year. Trust me.]
As Treasurer of the RNC, I know how generously you've supported our Party in the past. [??!! !&^#%!!??%$*^%!!!!!] I hope you haven't given up. [LOL] Ms. Doss, we are facing the most liberal Democrat ticket in more than a generation. [thank the sweet almighty Lord] It is up to you to prevent a complete Democrat takeover of the government and the rolling back of the positive reforms [that guy with the ears] and the RNC have accomplished. [OK, dude. If that's true, then start holding your breath....NOW.]
...The choice is clear: America can move forward with [Cheney's monkey]'s positive, optimistic vision for America or retreat to the Clinton/Gore big government, tax and spend ways Democrats long for. [Oh, you mean when we had a booming economy, a budget surplus, and weren't at war with anyone? And when we didn't end sentences with prepositions?]
The stakes are high....don't delay. Please don't quit on your Party now!!
Sincerely,
machine signature of someone who wouldn't know me from Adam on the street
Received 10/05/04, 17:44 EDT. Ignored 10/05/04, 17:45 EDT. Offered up, [with additions/comments] for your enjoyment, 10/07/04, 09:32 EDT.
posted by ADD @ 06:32
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