Thursday, December 23, 2004


Who wouldn't want to celebrate a holiday with these humble, heartfelt origins:

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some doll.
Frank Costanza: She was!

I'll be addressing my grievances to you all on an individual basis.

(Ed.-I bet Jesus loves Seinfeld. He was a Jew, after all.)


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