Thursday, August 26, 2004

Sisters are doin' it for themselves

Happy birthday to the 19th Amendment to the Constitution, which granted women the right to get their vote on. In honor of this momentous historical event, I am going to go vote today, at Krispy Kreme. My Kerry doughnut purchase highlights, in the most profound sense, what suffragettes fought for. I know Stanton and Anthony pictured me, sitting on my ample watoosie in Dupont Circle, awash in glucose and whey, signaling my choice for the 44th President of the United States of America. It's a great day, my friends.


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