My mom emailed me something on "How to speak about men and women and be politically correct. I know, a dreaded forward--but some of these tickled me:
WOMEN--
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
7. She does not get TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
MEN--
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
posted by ADD @ 08:36
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