How to survive the sweaty-crotch-hot weather, according to NBC4.com:

"SAFETY TIPS
Stay indoors as much as possible
Wear lightweight, light-colored and loose-fitting clothing
Drink plenty of water regularly and often
Eat small meals, and eat more often
Avoid caffeinated beverages, carbonated drinks and alcohol"

So, does this mean my all-black ninja robes and the gallon of coffee and Diet Dr. Pepper just consumed are all ill-advised? D'oh.

We may have a piper down here before too long.

Oh, and by the by, Meet the Fockers? SUCKED.