"If you screw up just *this* much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong."

Those are fighting words....

The Globemaster

The Galaxy

THE HERCULES (Herc JATO, baby)

The Starlifter (*obnoxious bragging alert*--My brother flies these. Can your brother do that? I mean, I'm sure he's cool and all, but CAN HE FLY A U.S. AIRFORCE C-141 STARLIFTER? I so heart my big brother.)