HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WHITNEY!
 
She's younger than me, so I don't pay attention to the actual numbers, other than to mock how juvenile she is.  Except that she just bought a house.  And I live in a ghetto shack.  And she has a job that uses her Master's degree.   And I don't yet.  And...shit.  What was I saying?  Oh yeah....have a damn good birthday m'dear!!