This** is what you get for parking in the Secret Space

At least I bet that's what the Effing Hag thinks. Yep, that's my boathouse. Not my class though, or even my type of rowing for that matter. Everyone is fine--and really, what's a Monday without some excitement?

**It's the second story on the page; although the thing about the body on the Parkway is no less interesting in its own macabre way.